Rumpy Pumpy wants EU corruption cover-up

Rumpy Pumpy aka Herman van Rompuy (the European Union President) wants to cover-up all the corrupt spending that goes in the EU.
- Instead of being outraged at reports by Europe's Court of auditors, who regularly have to refuse to sign off EU accounts due to 'irregularities'.
- Instead of demanding an immediate reform of the EU to uncover and address this massive corruption
- Instead of doing those things - he demands that the press should consider 'toning down' their reporting of the problem. He asks for "more nuanced" reporting

David Cameron is outraged
He says
"This kind of nonsense is why he wants to reform the EU"

Quite right
The EU spends £110 billion each year - our money
They are not a democratic body
We can't vote them out.
We can't reform them.
We have given birth to this huge, bloated, corrupt, undemocratic beast which is a law to itself.
It will grow and grow and eventually devour those who gave birth to it

There was a recent move by  the EU nations to block a 1.7% salary that EU officials at Brussels had awarded themselves.
It now looks as if this will not happen.
They will get their pay rise and millions in back pay because an EU official called Yves Bot (who is advocate general at present at the European Court of Justice) wants to annul the decision of our elected nations